Ratings : 6 out of 10
Cast:
Adam Sandler = Chuck Levine
Kevin James = Larry Valentine
Jessica Biel = Alex McDonough
Story:
Chuck and Larry are fire fighters in New York. Chuck is single and is Mr February and has a string of really hot ladies with him where else, Larry is an overweight, widower who cant get over his wife and has 2 children (a boy and a girl) to care for. They are good friends and play basketball together during breaks.
One day, Larry saved Chuck life after he had a nasty fall of the ladder of a burnt building as the floor gave way. Chuck was goofing around with Larry, daring him to eat a burnt rat when the incident happen. Basically Larry cushioned Chucks fall (Haha!).. They were both rushed to the hospital. As Chuck tries his luck with the female doctor attending them which he calls ‘Doctor Honey’ who completely ignores him, Larry’s kids come for a visit and his daughter ended up crying as it as the same hospital that their mother died. About his kids, his son is somewhat a ’softie’ who is passionate about art and dancing and wears tight clothes (more like a girls top) while his daughter is more on the rough side and enjoys watching baseball matches. So Chuck says that he owes Larry one for saving his life and he could ask him for anything. As they leave the hospital, Chuck is attended by 5 Korean/ Japanese ladies, 2 of them i think are twins, and they follow Chuck home. Larry heads home too.
Larry is having some pension problem that he should have dealt with it when his wife passed away but as the time lapsed, the case closed and he is unable to transfer the beneficiary to his kids. He discovers that the only way he can do it is by remarrying (the clerk tries her luck with him too, saying she is single and stuff but it din work).. He then comes up with the idea of domestic partnership, and who else would he trust more other than his friend Chuck! So at 4 am, he goes over to Chuck’s house to discuss this with him (In Chuck’s house were the 5 Korean/ Japanese females and the doctor who as playing hard to get!). At first Chuck was reluctant, but then he finally agrees as they assume no one will find out about it. How wrong they were…….
They got registered and married.. (Chuck, not wanting to ruin his reputation as Mr February puts on a disguise).. Chuck changes his mailing address to Larry’s house and his playboy magazines and a ‘life size human doll’ was also mailed there (Larry’s daughter asked what it was, and was it a new doll for her, and the panicked dad said no! Its for him to practise his CPR on.. HAHA!).. But then they had a visit from the official to ensure this was not a scam on governments money. Despite declaring they have a lot of sex, the official was not convinced. So they decided to consult a lawyer, Alex McDonough (sexy Jessica Biel walks into the room).. Chuck was like as though he was struck by lightning and it as love at first for him but however, he had to be gay.. Jessica Biel informs them that if this was a scam, they could go to jail for a couple of years and if she knew about it and did not report it, she goes in as well.. Chuck and Larry insisted that they were very much in luv but they were in formed that they need lots of proofs like photographs and by legitimize their relationship by getting married. So they go off to Niagara Falls in Canada and got married there at a chapel conducted by an Asian Minister (played by Rob Schneider) [As we all know, Adam Sandler And Rob Schneider appears in each other's movies as guest] who went on and on about the significant of the ring and why is it circle (Coz there is no edges and never ending).. He then announces them “Husband and Husband” and he may kiss him, to which Chuck responded by giving a hard slap across Larry’s face.. They even have a witness (some beggar they picked up who was not mentally stable and has a lot of hatred but apparently a good dancer).. Once they get back to America, Chuck moves in with Larry and his unsuspecting children.
However, the specialist in investigating whether ppl form domestic partnership to gain personal advantage comes over for a visit and goes thru their trash, which he claims was not gay-ish enough. It was Clinton Fitzer (played by Steve Buscemi). So off for shoping they go to buy more ‘gay’ stuff (one of it was KY Jelly) and Chuck bumps into Alex, who then invites him and Larry to a costume party that night for gays. Larry goes dressing as an big giant apple while Chuck is a vampire. (There is cameo by David Spade dressed as a playboy bunny and him dancing away.. Chuck mistook him for Alex first from behind because of his slander legs.. HAHA) Alex is dressed as Catwoman and they meet her Hyper active Gay brother Mr. Butterfly.. He goes to the dance floor and does his stuff to his song and Chuck and Larry was made the attention of the circle to do their grooves but to cover up, they end up hugging each other romantically and the DJ changes the music, much to their relieve. Once the party was over, outside of the hall was protesters against gays and they were being quite hurtful(a scene was shown where a transsexual was crying at the remarks made and Chuck felt sorry).. As Chuck was walking away, one of them called him a faggot and he gives him a punch in his face, which lands Chuck on the front page covers.
Chuck and Larry was called in by their chief in the next morning to inform them that he knows of their scam and was not participating in it. He then had to separate both Chuck and Larry from the same shift because the other fire fighters felt uneasy with them and had sign a petition. Chuck goes home. Larry points out all the deeds Chuck had done for all of them and some do felt ab it shame for what they did. (Before this, their basketball buddies refused to play basketball with Chuck because he was a gay and they were afraid of him as he might grope them.. very hurting.. however as Chuck played by himself, one fierce looking fire fighter who had stories of him being a murderer circularised among them comes up and hugs Chuck, because he is gay too..). Larry also had a hard time at his sons Career Day because kids was asking him more about being a homosexual than his job as a fire fighter. A parent subsequently removed Larry as the kids coach of the baseball team and also a camp. This angers Larry and a few blows were given.
In the mean time, Chuck spend a lot of girly time with Alex.. Shopping, making friendship bracelets, massaging her feet and feeling her breast to ensure they were not fake! As they grew closer, one day, while Chuck was giving some love advice to Alex they end up passionately kissing. Alex backs out and apologizes for kissing a gay married man who happens to be her client. Chuck claims he’s never felt this way about a woman before, but Alex tells him to leave.
Chuck and Larry get into an argument while rescuing a man who was stuck on the chimney. Chuck tells Larry that because of the partnership, he can’t get close to Alex and the whole situation would never have happened if Larry had put his dead wife behind him and found a nice woman to marry (Cute scene as they looked like a married couple arguing..). Back home, Chuck, who have been teaching and encouraging Larry son’s to audition in a musical in his school to do the tap dance, encourages him to show his talent off to his dad and his performance makes Larry proud. Larry throws out his wife’s clothing and apologizes to Chuck for everything. They then hugged. (They have been sleeping in the same bed since moving in)…
Meanwhile, tabloids pick up on Chuck and Larry’s case (A centre page of 16 woman claiming to have slept with Chuck and it caused a much confusion with Alex, to which Larry responded that he knew of Chuck’s past and at that time Chuck was in denial of his sexual orient and was sleeping with many woman and he supported Chuck.. Alex was touched) and then, their court case becomes a media spectacle. They held each others hand as they walk into the courthouse. Inside the courthouse, Chuck and Larry meets the other firefighters who apologize and vow to stand with Chuck and Larry (One of the fire fighter actually asked Chuck in private why did he choose Larry and not him, and Chuck gave him a rating of 10, to which he was mocked by the ppl in the courthouse). During the court case, Chuck and Larry are grilled with personal questions. After testimony by Larry’s children, the case looks to be firmly on Chuck and Larry’s side. In a last ditch attempt, Clinton asks the couple to kiss. This was further encouraged by Alex’s brother.As they were about to lock lips, they were interrupted by the fire fighting Chief who admits that they are lying and his part in it but tells the judges that their lie has helped everyone around them and hurt no one. Clinton convinces the judge that it doesn’t matter since they still broke the law. As they were about to be arrested, the chief, all the fire fighters, Alex’s brother ( who actually felt betrayed at first but later forgave them for lying) and few gay ppl stood up against the judge to say that if Chuck and Larry was to go to jail, the court needs to arrest them too..
Unfortunately, they are actually all thrown in jail. Councilman shows up and tells Chuck and Larry he’ll drop all charges under two conditions: the firefighters have to admit that what they did was illegal, and the council will dismiss it as a misdemeanor, and they all have to make a gay calendar because Chuck and Larry are still heroes to the gay community. The calendar was made and Chuck and Larry was Mr December. The calendar was also to help fund raising for AIDS campaign.
Later, the cupid struck the fierce fire fighter and Alex’s brother and they were married at the same chapel, with the presents of both their parents and a host of fire fighters. As Chuck still has feelings for Alex and he was unsure if she has forgiven him, he goes over to talk to her by showing that he still wears the friendship bracelet that they made.. and she had hers on too on her ankle and then they danced.. At the reception, Larry is seen talking to a woman too..
And the last scene was, Chuck and Alex dancing a romantic song on the dance floor with all other couples and Chuck and Larry’s best man was there too dancing and the camera zooms out and fades away…………….
-The End-
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